—Flag Pole Sags Dear FPS, Are you telling me you're not one of those eternally hard, “Voltron”-penis types?
Because you should definitely ask for your money back, if that's the case.
He kept complimenting me and winking at me over dinner.
One night we kissed on the mouth instead of the cheek – but not open-mouthed.
There’s any number of things that could cause your flag pole to fall.
No, your hotness isn't turning him off; it might actually be making him nervous.And while you silently admire them, Jenna Jameson herself is whispering her top-secret love-making advice into your ear, urging you to show them off. And anti-depressants in particular can cause significant decreases in libido and inhibit a dude's ability to get a boner.You feel like an unstoppable, selfless sex goddess. While a wet noodle penis is an unlucky side effect from taking a mood regulator, wouldn't you rather have a boyfriend who's in a good mood than one who has to suffer through depression?It was clear he was interested in me and I made sure that there were opportunities for him to make sexual advances, but when there was a chance to get closer physically, he didn’t do anything. Finally I asked him point blank what his intentions were, and he balked.He explained that I would be better off keeping him in the friend zone, that his “part that knew how to love” was probably broken and had been for a long time.