Ten commandments dating daughter

All you dads who are worth your salt and give a crap about your kid . Even though I'm slowly coming to grips with my kids growing up, I'm not throwing out my brain and becoming a hip and groovy dad who curls up in the corner in the fetal position without an opinion regarding their dating life. Understand that your presence doesn't make me happy.

Not only do I have an opinion regarding wannabe suitors, I have 10 commandments for potential boyfriends. Young squire, don't expect me to be giggly when I meet you.

Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me.

You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck.

Following are the Ten Commandments listed in Exodus 20 as given to the Children of Israel at Mount Sinai.

You may question the Christian virtues of a man who threatens to "smash your hands" if you touch his daughter, but his old fashioned zeal for preserving his daughters' modesty is not in question, and one may wonder why he seems so anxious about "protecting" his daughters, if they feel like their Daddy does about their Christian modesty.

Some viewers do not think he exhibits genuine Christian virtues.

Valleydesperado comments on MSN Now: "This guy is doing work for the Devil and not God.

Please don’t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots.

In preparation for my daughters dating years (when she is 30 or I'm dead!